Always Me .. =]

Lifes not been nice to me lately ..

Yesturday i was putting out the rubbish and i left my front door open so i put the black bag in the dustbin, but when i got back to the top of my driveway, my door had closed, i was locked out, i had no key, my family were at work, and the neighbour who owns a key had gone out, i was locked out for 2 hours and 13 minutes OMG i was so bored ! Im soo lucky my mum finished early or i would have been out there for over 5 hours... !

I was on a train coming back from a day with my friends and this man had a cup of beer, then as the train started moving, the cup slipped, over me and my friends, so basically i came home wet and smelling of beer.. joy.

I went to the cinema, and i took my own chocolates so i wouldnt have to spend stupid cinema prices on popcorn.. but one of them must have fallen out of the bag, i was wearing my white jeans, and i sat on the chocolate, as i stood up and walked out my friends were having fits laughing at me, i was soo embarassed when i realised i had a massive brown stain on my bum ! i was almost dying with embarassement, and then this mega fit boy walked past laughing at me, i swear, i was redder than a sunburnt tomato !

Recently me and my friends went out for a meal as it was my friends birthday, we were in the restaurant, with her family, eating pasta, as i picked up a piece of pasta, it fell off my fork on to the floor, i didnt want to leave the pasta on the floor, so i politely leaned down to fetch it, but as i came back up , i tipped the chair, and landed on the floor, her whole family, and all my friends, were laughing at me, except for her nan who was not pleased about the 'scene' and gave me evil looks for the rest of the evening.. oops!

im off to go hide in a hole...